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[CC] 열혈사제, The Fiery Priest, EP07 (1/3)


“The background, cases, and people” “depicted in this drama are fictional” It makes me angry. I owe you a punch. I think it’s time. This is insane. It’s the funniest thing I heard in the past 10 years. Mr. Hwang. Father! You can’t do this here. Stay out of it. No, no. You be the referee. My gosh. If I beat up a priest… it’ll weigh on my conscience. I’ll make sure it doesn’t. You people know better than this. I feel slightly less guilty. Let’s begin, referee. Fight. What? You come in. Hey. Have you ever made a living by punching people around? I’m not a thug like you. I don’t punch people for money. That blow on my chin finally woke me up. I’m coming in. Come over here. – Really? Ding, ding. Stop. The match is over. My gosh, really? No way. – Good for you! Father. Don’t tell me a cheesy line like, “Those ladies saved you.” When do you want to do a rematch? When you want to die. Yes, that’s it. – My gosh. I did that. – Exactly. What about you? Did you try that too? For the first time. – Exactly. Were you a good fighter in school? Your punches didn’t look ordinary. I sensed some training. I just threw it around. If you just throw it around, you can’t lay a finger on Mr. Hwang. He used to be a boxer. He said he never lost a one-on-one fight. Why does a detective believe a thug’s lie? Darn him. Why are you going that… Why are you going back in there? Because you are not enlightened, your ignorance turned into cellulite and landed on your abdomen. We follow. The finger of the enlightened will eliminate the cellulite one by one. Go! – Goodness. That hurts. Enlightenment! We follow! I am sorry. Goodness. Father, keep your manners. Gosh, whatever. Sister, will you step outside for a bit? Sister, this way for your payment. We follow. – We follow. It does not look like you came here to be enlightened. What brings you– – Hey, cult. What? Why do cults never improve? At least shoot out wind. Do your best. A cult? How dare you talk like that to– Goodness! Father. – Darn you. How can you be so rude to a leader of a religious group? I have no respect for cults. You’re on Satan’s level. Satan? Nothing on my physiognomy says that I’m in Satan’s level and a cult. I don’t trust physiognomy but impression. And I’m getting an impression that you are a cult leader. I will file a formal complaint… to your diocese regarding what you said. Do whatever you want. I’m warning you. Don’t dream of running welfare facilities. And don’t teach the kids at the orphanage nonsense like “we follow” or “dogs follow”, okay? Next time, it won’t end with a warning. I just made myself clear. What? Snow White, have this apple. I see. “I see”? I see. She was the woman who gave a poisonous apple to Snow White. Right. Are you going to let them do this? “Dogs follow”? I can’t let that dog do that. He must be enlightened with lightning! We follow! Why do you have such an unclean face? Go take a tour around Gudam-gu. You can dig into everything. Yes, I will. Wait. Are you getting angry at me? Goodness, how can I get angry at you? I won’t say another word and just be your guide. A guide? My foot. Are you sulking? I’m not. Your eyes are giving it away. My eyes have always been like this. That’s why my teachers always beat me. I just looked at them, and they said I glared. They always slapped my face… Darn it. “Darn it”? You may find what I did is annoying… but I wanted to save you from trouble. That’s why I made a huge scene. How did you make a scene? And you didn’t do that for me. I did. But you won’t listen to anything I say. There’s nothing I can do. My gosh, man. Detective Gu. What’s with him? Come here. Hey! Can you order some Mapo tofu with rice? I’m craving something greasy. Sure. I want oyster noodles. What would you like, Detective? Forget it. You’re testing my patience all the way to the fourth period. Where did you get the witness information? If you don’t, you can’t leave this room. This is my personal informant. I’ve known them as soon as I became a detective. Detective Seo Seung A. The moment you put in a wrong password for the fourth time for your authentication certificate is not the only time to be careful. You must always be careful. Especially now. If you don’t, things will hit the fan. My answer will not change. I cannot disclose my informant’s identity. You! This is driving me insane. Stress. Go. “Zero violation, quality Gudam Police” So? Where did you say you got the information? I told her honestly… that I got it from an informant. Did she believe you? She did. That is why I am here. So you aren’t hiding anything from me? I’m not. That wasn’t information that an informant can find out so easily. They’re one competent informant. Detective Seo. You really can’t hide anything from me. If you do, I cannot help you when things go wrong. Even if it goes wrong, I won’t ask you for help. Hey. You’re my junior. How can I just sit back? No. Just stay still. I will manage. Detective Seo. That little brat. So the guy who sent this location information is… Priest Kim Hae Il? Yes. Why didn’t you go through her phone… as soon as she came here? She probably erased it long before. She didn’t look like an easy fight. Anyway, how can he find out the location outside of state institutions? Is there a hacker among his congregation? How does a priest know these things? Should we summon him? Under National Security Law and Information Security Management Act. For now… we’ll let it slide. What? You won’t even tell the head prosecutor? No. Think about it. Let’s say we got a hold of both the priest and the hacker. And it turns out that the hacker has unbelievable information. Things that should never get disclosed. Like what? – What? You know, things like… videos of high officials. You know, embarrassing and shameful ones. Gosh, I just got chills. I got chills despite my sleeves. If that happens, we will all be ruined. You and me, we will all go down. Gosh, you have great senses. Something didn’t feel right for me either. So let’s do as I say for that one. Yes. May I have some of your soup? Sure. My gosh. That hit the spot. Why is that girl so stubborn? I can’t believe she stood there for four hours. Goodness, Father. Father. Father. I was right, wasn’t I? They’re surely a cult, aren’t they? He’s in league with Hwang Chul Bum too. Hwang Chul Bum? He came to church every Sunday… but he was actually a part of Maegakgyo. My goodness, that is so wicked. Are they doing this to enlarge their cult? How can they do that? And all to enlarge their cult… My gosh. – Goodness. Goodness. Hey. So you two believe… that is the reason why they wish to take over the welfare facilities? To enlarge their cult? What on earth happened? Be gentle. Mr. Hwang. What? Did something happen to you? Since you’re such a great fighter… I’m sure no one beat you up. Did you fall down or something? What will you do if I got beaten up? Don’t say that to us. The only two things that can beat you are either a beast or a highly trained assassin. Darn you. A beast? You idiot. Here. Let’s grab a drink. Yes. Say the line. Bum! – Yes. Bum! Go! – Bum! Go! Ma’am, your food is here. Yes, you can lay them out here. Honey, the noodles are here. Come and eat. That’ll be 22,000 won. Is it 22,000 won? Hurry up. Here’s your money. Hey, you have to take this. My gosh, I almost peed in my pants. Kob-khun krab. Sah wah dee khrap. Did you think I didn’t notice? I even have eyes in the back of my head. Can you see my eyes right here? Well, I can. You can? – Yes. I can’t. No, I can’t. You can’t? – No. You can’t? – I can’t. Do “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck”. Do it! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Goodbye. What was that? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Goodness, I need to drive safely. “Welfare facilities, money laundering” Okay, listen up. I’m only going to explain this once. This is the herd of jerks. Goodness, Father. Herd of… Fine. The herd of bad birds. Bad birds. And these are our welfare facilities. This is the foundation that the bad birds are trying to make. These bad birds have a lot of dirty money. What are some examples? Bribery. – Tribute. Speculation. – Et cetera. Yes, great job. Both of you know that, so I won’t write it down. These bad birds need a way to launder this money. That is why they’re making a foundation. So who’s making that foundation? Great question. “Hwang Chul Bum, Maegakgyo” On the surface, it’s Hwang Chul Bum and Maegakgyo. To put it easily, they’re action-takers. My goodness. Those wicked men. Once they launder money in the foundation, it becomes clean, and they can use it however they like. That’s it. Great work. Like you said, this dirty money gets laundered in this foundation and turn into clean money, which they can use freely. They do not care about these welfare facilities. My goodness. – Man. Anyone can tell that this is a wicked act. Why don’t they get caught? That is a very textbook question. Sister, listen up. This foundation that these bad birds are trying to make is in league with Head of Council, Police Chief, and the assemblyman. How can they be caught? My gosh, those jerks. Goodness, what did I just say? Again. Goodness, those bad birds. Oh, no. “Money laundering, welfare facilities” The foundation is one thing. But now that we have a bigger pie, we need to manage this well from now on. But there has been too many unnecessary problems lately. Especially him. What’s with him? You know, that weird priest. He’s our biggest problem. And there’s the orphan who was hospitalised after eating the food. So about that. Can you find a new family member who can clean up… all these problems surrounding Gudam-gu? But not like Mr. Hwang. Someone who can approach this smartly and legally. Right. There is a high risk… in Mr. Hwang’s style. Come in. You know her, don’t you? The famous Head of Council Jung Dong Ja. It’s an honour. I am Prosecutor Park Kyung Sun. I am Jung Dong Ja. Take a seat. Grab a drink. Thank you. I’ve heard a lot about you. And you’re awfully beautiful. Thank you. Where did that newbie get the information? She was telling the truth. What? She actually had an informant? A hacker, the first criminal she arrested after she became a detective. I even ran his background check. Darn it. This darned tech-savvy country. I can’t believe that’s what got me. I’ll arrest him and teach him a lesson by charging him with National Security Law and Information Security Management Act. Okay. You can take care of this. Yes, sir. You can dine with Ms. Jung next time. Yes. Enjoy your dinner. See you later. Yes. Goodbye. He called me over during dinnertime and didn’t ask me to stay? The red sea bream looked amazing. Isn’t she the girl who looks after us every now and then? I really like that girl. She’s just my style. Smart and competent. How about her as our new family member? She’s not bad. But I’ll let you know after I tame her… one more time. Tame her? Hey, you read books like that? Well, I finally get to tell you… but my major is astrophysics. Astrophysics? Right on. Man, really? You should be looking at the stars instead of scanning barcodes here. Oh, this is natural science, so it’s tough to get a job. Why didn’t you get a job somewhere else regardless of your major? I am working a job in my major of study. What? Celestial bodies are the great universe… and this human world is a miniature universe. All humans are like stars. And I am studying each of those stars every single day… while I scan the barcodes. That’s 1,800 won. Then what kind of a star am I? Tell me. Antares. “Antares”? It’s the alpha star of the Scorpion. It’s 700 times bigger than the sun and 15 times in mass. It’s 10,000 times much brighter. In China, it’s called… “Big Fire”. Big Fire. Are you saying I’m fiery, short-tempered, and have a foul personality? It’s not like that. I mean that you’re very passionate. You have something in your heart. You know, like this. – Like this? Exactly. Fine. So that’s how you thought of me. Are you done ringing me up? Big Fire is leaving. I should have just called her a moon. “TQ24 Convenience Store” Hello. I heard you shot an action movie with the newbie detective in Gapyeong. Gosh, you’re the ocean of information. Then you must know how the witnesses were abducted. Weren’t you just mistaken about witness protection? Protection? Mistaken? Aren’t you a bit ashamed about this design, Madam? Me? You must be. Think about it. You have to be ashamed. Do think about it. You really must be ashamed. Forget it. If you’re going to investigate something, make sure you do it right. You sounded as if you could catch all the bad guys in this world. You always show your hand and get totally ruined. Your cost-effectiveness is way low. Totally ruined? Totally ruined? How was I totally ruined? You were totally ruined today too. What are you going to do if the Pope does a midway checkup? What if he says, “What have you been doing?” Don’t bring him up in your sarcasm. I wasn’t being sarcastic. I’m just frustrated with you. Frustrated. Goodness. Mr. Sweet Potato. Mister what? Goodness. Yo Han. What does she mean by Mr. Sweet Potato? You make her choke like sweet potatoes.

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