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Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson Teaches Stephen How To Beef


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO
THE SHOW! MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A
GRAMMY-AWARD WINNING RAPPER, ACTOR AND ENTREPRENEUR WHO HAS
SOLD OVER 30 MILLION ALBUMS. PLEASE WELCOME CURTIS “50 CENT”
JACKSON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: NICE TO MEET YOU. HAPPY TO BE HERE.>>Stephen: HAPPY TO HAVE YOU. HELP ME OUT WITH SOMETHING HERE. I HOPE YOU WILL BE PATIENT WITH
ME BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY, I’M NOT COOL ON ALL. SO I CAN’T CALL YOU FITTY. WOULDN’T BE PROPER, BUT IF I
CALL YOU 50 CENT, I’M GOING TO SEEM WAY TOO SQUARE. SO I’M THINKING MAYBE
“HALF-DOLLAR JACKSON.”>>THAT’S JUST FOR ME AND YOU,
STEPHEN.>>Stephen: MR. HALF-DOLLAR
JACKSON OVER THERE.>>SHARON OSBOURNE GAVE ME THAT
NICKNAME, FITTY CENT.>>Stephen: SHE GAVE YOU FITY? AID, IT’S 50-CENT. SHE SAID FITY CENT, AN IT’S BEEN
THAT EVER SINCE.>>Stephen: YOUR NAME IS THAT
BECAUSE OF AN ENGLISH ACCENT?>>FITTY CENT.>>Stephen: WOW, I DIDN’T KNOW
THAT.>>SO THEY SAY, ARE YOU FITTY
CENT? I’M, LIKE, ARE YOU SERIOUS?>>Stephen: SO MOVIE, “DEN OF
THIEVES,” YOU’RE CURTIS IN THIS, RIGHT?>>YEAH, I PUT CURTIS “50 CENT”
JACKSON, SO PEOPLE WOULDN’T EXPECT WHAT THEY EXPECT FROM ME
AS A MUSICAL ARTIST.>>Stephen: IS THERE
DIFFERENCE IN THE PERSONALITY BETWEEN CURTIS JACKSON AND YOUR
PERSONA AS 50 CENT?>>WELL, CURTIS JACKSON IS MY
GRANDMOTHER’S BABY. THAT’S WHEN I CLEAN UP.>>Stephen: CAN YOU SHOW ME? HERE’S CURTIS.>>AND HERE’S 50.>>Stephen: THAT’S DONE. THAT’S AN ARTIST. YOU’RE AN ARTIST WITH THAT FACE
OF YOURS. THAT’S REALLY GOOD. LISTEN, IT’S THE FIRST TIME
MEETING YOU, BUT, LIKE, THERE IS SO MUCH TO KNOW ABOUT YOU
BECAUSE YOU’RE EVERYWHERE. YOU HAVE MUSIC, TV, MOVIES,
ENDORSEMENTS AND OBVIOUSLY YOUR FIRST ALBUM, GET RICH AND DIE
TRYING, SOLD 1 MILLION COPIES, FIVE STUDIO ALBUMS, GOT A
GRAMMY. YOU’RE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND
STAR OF THE TV SERIES POWER. E.P. AND HOST OF COMEDY SERIES
AND INVESTED IN VITAMIN WATER TO CASPER MATTRESSES. HERE’S THE THING, THAT SUIT AND
YOUR RESUME TELLS ME YOU’RE A TYCOON.>>THIS IS THE CASPER MATTRESS
DOING GOOD SUIT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: THAT’S RIGHT. HEY, THEY’RE ADVERTISING A LOT
OF PODCASTS, CASPER MATTRESS. TRUMP IS ALSO FROM QUEENS.>>I FELT FUNNY WHEN YOU SAID
THAT.>>Stephen: BUT YOU’RE TWO
TYCOONS, TWO GUYS MADE GOOD FROM QUEENS. IS HE LIKE YOUR FRIENDS YOU KNEW
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD?>>I DIDN’T KNOW — SO MANY NEW
THINGS HAVE COME OUT ABOUT DONALD SINCE HE’S BEEN THE
PRESIDENT OF AMERICA.>>Stephen: WE’VE LEARNED A
LOT.>>TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT’S BY
ACCIDENT. WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS BY
ACCIDENT, YOU’RE NOT PREPARED FOR IT. I THINK HE WAS TRYING TO GET A
GREAT RENEGOTIATION FOR “THE APPRENTICE.” ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>Stephen: SO HE JUST WANTED TO GO BACK TO NBC AND SAY —
>>HE WANTED TO LOSE THE PRESIDENCY, HE DIDN’T WANT THE
JOB.>>Stephen: THAT’S WHAT THE
BOOK SAYS.>>YEAH, THEN WHEN YOU WIN
YOU’RE, LIKE, WHAT THE (BLEEP)? SOMEHOW I’VE GOT TO BE THE
PRESIDENT? ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) YEAH, MAN.>>Stephen: YEAH, THAT WAS MY
REACTION, TOO. ( LAUGHTER )
>>HE DOES THINGS AND I RECOGNIZE THE THINGS WHY HE’S
DOING THEM.>>Stephen: RECOGNIZE WHAT? RECENTLY HE WAS SAYING
SOMETHING LIKE I GOT A BIGGER — YOU KNOW, I GOT A BIGGER —
>>Stephen: BUTTON. — YEAH, NUCLEAR BUTTON. THAT’S, LIKE, STUFF YOU DO IN
THE NEIGHBORHOOD. LIKE, IF YOU KNOW SOMEBODY’S GOT
A PROBLEM WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE LIKE, YOU WANT A PROBLEM? NO PROBLEM. HE’S BLUFFING. THAT’S HOW YOU BLUFF. BUT YOU DON’T BLUFF WITH THE
ENTIRE WORLD! WHAT THE (BLEEP)! YOU DON’T DO THAT!>>Stephen: THAT’S EXACTLY
WHAT HE’S DOING.>>YEAH, YEAH.>>Stephen: YES. YOU DON’T WANT THAT SMOKE. WE DON’T WANT THAT SMOKE! , LIKE, NONE OF US! WE DON’T WANT THAT TO TAKE
PLACE! BUT HE’S, LIKE, I GOT A BIGGER
NUCLEAR BUTTON THAN YOU! THAT’S LIKE SAYING I GOT A
BIGGER JOHNSON THAN YOURS.>>Stephen: I DON’T KNOW IF WE
CAN SAY JOHNSON ON CBS. CAN WE SAY JOHNSON? SURE, WHY NOT.>>THAT WAS THE CLEANEST VERSION
OF IT I HAD. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: THANK YOU. YOUR GRANDMOTHER WOULD BE PROUD.>>SHE WOULD.>>Stephen: NOW, LET’S SEE,
MUCH LIKE THE PRESIDENT, YOU ARE KNOWN FOR HAVING BEEFS WITH
PEOPLE, OKAY.>>BEEF IS NOT ALWAYS A BAD
THING.>>Stephen: OKAY, HOW IS A
BEEF A GOOD THING? BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO GO OVER,
LIKE, BAD HISTORY WITH YOU, BUT YOU WERE SHOT NINE TIMES.>>YEAH, THAT WASN’T GOOD.>>Stephen: THAT WAS NOT GOOD. BEEF IS NOT ALWAYS A BAD
THING.>>Stephen: OKAY. YOU NEED TO HAVE EVEN, LIKE,
POSITIVE COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO’S IN YOUR TIME SLOT?>>Stephen: IT’S ME, JIMMY
FALLON, JIMMY KIMMEL, BOBBY FLAY. I DON’T KNOW. ( LAUGHTER )
I DON’T WANT FALO FALLON TO POP IN MY AS.>>HE’S NOT GOING TO DO IT.>>Stephen: HE’S TOO NICE. THEY HAVE DIFFERENT STRONG
POINTS IN DIFFERENT AREAS.>>Stephen: OH, SURE. WHEN THEY’RE REALLY TALENTED
GUYS WATCHING THEM, YOU GO, MAN, (BLEEP) JIMMY KIMMEL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: THAT’S HIM, NOT ME. I LOVE YOU, JIMMY. THAT’S HIM SAYING. IT SAY IT AGAIN.>>I DID HIS FIRST SHOW! I DID HIS FIRST SHOW. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Jon: HEY! HA!>>ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU’RE NUMBER
ONE IN THE TIME SLOT.>>Stephen: A LOT OF PRESSURE. YOU HAVE TO CREATE
COMPETITION SO YOU STAY ON YOUR GAME.>>Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHO
THE NUMBER ONE GUY IS IN LATE NIGHT RIGHT NOW?>>IT’S YOU. THAT’S RIGHT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) I PAY ATTENTION TO THE RATINGS! YOU KNOW I KNOW.>>Stephen: I GOT TO GET ME A
BETTER SUIT.>>WHAT WAS THE OTHER GUY’S
NAME, THOUGH?>>Stephen: BOBBY FLAY OVER AT
THE FOOD NETWORK.>>LOOK, BOBBY FLAY IS ON THE
FOOD NETWORK. PERFECT VICTIM.>>Stephen: PERFECT VICTIM? FOOD NETWORK, CBS. WE GOT WAY MORE MONEY AT CBS.>>Stephen: BUT HE’S GOT FLAME
AND KNIVES.>>(BLEEP) BOBBY. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: LET ME TRY IT NOW. SAY IT.>>(BLEEP) BOBBY. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) WHAT YOU GONNA DO, MAN? NOW, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, BOBBY? WHAT YOU GONNA DO, BOBBY? EVERYBODY WATCHING.>>Stephen: NAT FELT GOOD. THAT WASN’T EASY. YOU’VE GOT TO BUILD THAT MUSCLE.>>SO YOU’RE COMING FROM THE
NUMBER ONE SLOT. SO YOU’RE REALLY GOING LIKE,
(BLEEP), BOBBY. STAY DOWN THERE, (BLEEP). ( LAUGHTER )
THAT’S A LITTLE DIFFERENT.>>Stephen: SEE, THEY DON’T
TEACH YOU THIS IN SCHOOL.>>YEAH, BUT IT’S THINGS YOU
PICK UP ALONG THE WAY, YOU KNOW.>>Stephen: NOW, OF ALL THE
THINGS YOU DO, BE BEEF LIKE NOBODY ELSE, NOW YOU’RE IN THIS
MOVIE “DEN OF THIEVES” WITH GERARD BUTLER.>>YEAH, YEAH.>>Stephen: OKAY. SPEAKING OF BEEF, WHO’S BEEF ARE
YOU IN, IN THIS?>>I DIDN’T KNOW WHICH GERARD
BUTLER WE WERE GOING TO GET, THE GERARD BUTLER FROM “300” WHERE
HE’S ALL THE WAY TOPPED UP, OR THE SOFT AND CUDDLY GERARD
BUTLER, LIKE THAT GUY, YOU KNOW.>>Stephen: THE ROMCOM. HE CAME SOMEWHERE IN THE
MIDDLE.>>Stephen: OKAY. O, COOL, I FEEL LIKE MY SEXY
IS SAFE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP. CAN YOU EXPLAIN? I THINK IT’S YOU AND YOUR
DAUGHTER.>>I HAVE FIVE KIDS IN THE FILM
IN THIS CLIP. ANY 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER IS
GETTING READY TO GO ON HER SWEET 16.>>Stephen: OKAY, JIM. LET ME HAVE HER FOR A SECOND. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.>>DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, OKAY? WE’RE JUST GOING TO TALK. ( LAUGHTER )
>>SO THIS IS WHAT’S UP. FOR THE PAST 16 YEARS, MY
DAUGHTER’S SAFETY AND PROTECTION HAS BEEN MY RESPONSIBILITY AND
MY RESPONSIBILITY ONLY. NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER
LIFE, I SEE I’VE GOT TO HAND YOU THAT RESPONSIBILITY. DON’T (BLEEP) UP. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: “DEN OF THIEVES” IS IN THEATERS JANUARY 19th. CURTIS “50 CENT” JACKSON! HALF-DOLLAR JACKSON, EVERYBODY! BACK WITH RACHEL BROSNAHAN!

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